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Today in my horoscope, Rob Brezsny said:
“Many of you Aries have been so deeply immersed in mutation lately that you don’t realize how much you’ve mutated. You assume everyone around you is different only because you don’t know how different you’ve become.”

Whatevs. I still think it’s all y’all who are diffo. On a side note, this morning I dreamt that a salesgirl at Sephora charged me $70 for a lipgloss, and when I protested she said she couldn’t refund my money. I asked to speak to her manager, and he was a very dismissive dude who mocked me rather than helping me, so I shoved him to the ground, planted my foot on his throat, called Sephora corporate headquarters on my cell, and informed them that I was holding one of their managers hostage and would kill him if they didn’t instruct the salesgirl to refund my money. Whadaya say Dr. Freud? Is a lipgloss sometimes just a lipgloss? Whatever it symbolized, for $70 it better be poppin’.

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