This Is The Day Your Life Will Surely Change

5th Ave @ 14th St., originally uploaded by emilyrems.

I have many smart-ass comments to make regarding this event currently taking place in my office building, but maybe I shouldn’t be so flippant. What if the advertised baubles and shmatas actually can usher their wearers into a mystic communion with the fundamental nature of all reality? What if my snark is standing between me and the universal oneness only an overpriced hippie tank dress can provide? I wonder if they come in plus size…

One Response to “This Is The Day Your Life Will Surely Change”

  1. zacUpquark Says:

    This is actually pretty hilarious. SNL should go after this one …

    You’ve been looking for a reason to get your mood ring out, right?

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