The Surreal Life
Bergdorf Window #3, originally uploaded by emilyrems.
I was still a lil’ insomniac angst ball last night when LCF got home from work around 1 AM so he slipped me one of his Ambien and sent me to lala-land on the couch for a few hours before my early-morning dentist appointment. The pill worked great, but since I didn’t have long to rest before the alarm went off, I was still a space-case when I hit the scary dentists’ chair, and kept drifting in and out of a sharp, painful, liminal dreamscape where I knew I was being tortured but I wasn’t sure why. Once I got my release papers from the gestapo, I mean, hygenist, I shuffled back and forth past this Bergdorf’s window like a mental patient and got completely freaked out. Are these, or are these not, the scariest fucking ventriloquist dummies on the planet? Don’t they look totes ready to kill? Absolutment. I ran for my life from them after taking this picture and then groggily rolled up to work where this horror-scope was waiting for me:
FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning March 15
Copyright 2007 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Here you come dragging your exhausted but redeemed ass out of the deep dark forest of symbols. The red-eyed monkey demons fall off your back as you straggle toward the light. Your sunken eyes see wonders they were blind to before your ordeal. Your heart rages with a wild angelic love you’ve never tapped into before. And as you realize the magnitude of your tough miracle, you feel glimmers of gratitude for the rude tests you had to endure. Maybe you should get totally lost in limbo more often.
Yeah right. I’m soooooooo sure.
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:35 am
you weren’t lost in limbo, you were in creepzone!
vent. dummies are so scary. although, have you seen the carol channing one from j.c. penney? it looks just like dolly parton, in my opinion.