Comments on: Kids say the darndest things http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/ Like an East Village version of Tracy Turnblad from Hairspray, only, like, not. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 19:51:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: j http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/#comment-2528 j Thu, 15 Mar 2007 21:20:47 +0000 http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/#comment-2528 I will practice my mad throat-punching skillz on them, I swear to cod. I will feed them their own faces. I will practice my mad throat-punching skillz on them, I swear to cod. I will feed them their own faces.

]]> By: Emily McBrush http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/#comment-2519 Emily McBrush Wed, 14 Mar 2007 19:59:54 +0000 http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/#comment-2519 Eek! What a bunch of mouthbreathers. Eek! What a bunch of mouthbreathers.

]]> By: gregvw http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/#comment-2514 gregvw Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:08:46 +0000 http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/#comment-2514 Well, that sucks. Sorry to hear about it. I'm a pretty misanthropic person (I've already started my own cult of Shiva, with hookers and blackjack) but I've never understood the arbitrary abuse of strangers. People who actually have large cocks, don't go shouting about it. They have ticket dispensers. Anyhoo, sorry that you were exposed to living eugenics propaganda. Hmm... I could start my own HollabackGraz, but people generally do not behave like assholes or problem children here. Silent passive-aggressive has been raised to something of an art form. The way people push each other around with their presence fields (das Wesenfeld, my latest neologism), like goading a ball with a leaf blower is pretty amusing. Well, that sucks. Sorry to hear about it. I’m a pretty misanthropic person (I’ve already started my own cult of Shiva, with hookers and blackjack) but I’ve never understood the arbitrary abuse of strangers.

People who actually have large cocks, don’t go shouting about it. They have ticket dispensers.

Anyhoo, sorry that you were exposed to living eugenics propaganda.

Hmm… I could start my own HollabackGraz, but people generally do not behave like assholes or problem children here. Silent passive-aggressive has been raised to something of an art form. The way people push each other around with their presence fields (das Wesenfeld, my latest neologism), like goading a ball with a leaf blower is pretty amusing.

]]> By: rufus http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/#comment-2512 rufus Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:14:29 +0000 http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/#comment-2512 Very good. I usually go with "I believe that children are our greatest natural resource, and we must begin mining them for uranium immediately!" Very good. I usually go with “I believe that children are our greatest natural resource, and we must begin mining them for uranium immediately!”

]]> By: emily http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/#comment-2506 emily Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:12:28 +0000 http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/#comment-2506 As my English-teacher-friend Errin is fond of saying, "The children are our future...unless we stop them." As my English-teacher-friend Errin is fond of saying, “The children are our future…unless we stop them.”

]]> By: rufus http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/#comment-2505 rufus Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:32:52 +0000 http://www.emilyrems.com/2007/03/13/kids-say-the-darndest-things/#comment-2505 Working with teenagers, I can attest that they are masterful at bursting other people's bubbles. None of us are invulnerable. But, it definitely sucks. Hope all else is well. Working with teenagers, I can attest that they are masterful at bursting other people’s bubbles. None of us are invulnerable. But, it definitely sucks. Hope all else is well.

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