More Goth Than You

skullhead, originally uploaded by emilyrems.

Think you’re goth, punk??? Check out the TATTOO this Canadian dude got on his face! As far as distracting the public from his sadly receding hairline goes, I think he’s doing a genius job, but how many times a day do you suppose this guy has to answer the question, “Gosh! Did it hurt?” Hopefully, he has an appropriately maudlin comeback already picked out, like, “The pain of the flesh is nothing compared to the pain that I feel in my SOUL.” Or perhaps he just opts for gouging those people’s eyes out with his thumbs. One thing is for certain, his family pictures around the X-mas tree are gonna RULE this year. Big ups to Jennigirl for bringing this fine specimen of gothliness to my attench. Not just because he looks insane, but because this photo further confirms my geographically biased assertion that all Canadians are fucking crazy.

3 Responses to “More Goth Than You”

  1. cokane Says:

    He should give some attensh to the state of his complexion on his forehead. It takes a good few minutes of looking at the pic to notice, but then you’re like, “Oh yeah, and zits, too.” I didn’t know pimples could form on “bone.”
    I feel mean now, but isn’t he just asking for abuse?

  2. jenni Says:

    you should see the comments about him on modblog.

  3. Malice Says:

    I can’t even tell what he looks like! Wonder what kind of world that guy lives in…

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