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This sign has been up in the ladies locker room at my gym for at least a week, but I don’t think sfgoogle likes to work out very much because if she saw how it looks now, she probably would have taken it down. I know what y’all are thinking, but I swear it wasn’t me. For those dying of curiosity, for our anniversary LCF gave me a new set of sparkly-blue drum sticks and a black stick bag covered in cute skulls, and a Diamanda Galas T-shirt. Dreamy! I got him a pocket-sized version of Grey’s anatomy, and an anatomically-correct heart charm he can wear around his neck, and a wooden artist’s drawing model and a book of Alex Grey prints. I think tonight we’re gonna grab Cuban food at that new place on St. Marks and drink plenty mojitos. Perhaps if we get rummy enough, I’ll be able to convince him to serenade me with Karaoke versions of Elvis songs at Sing Sing. At the very least, maybe he’ll watch my purse while I butcher some George Michael ballads or something. I’ll be all like, “But teachuuuuuuur! There Are Things! That I DON’T WANT to LEARRRRRRRRN…” Sexy right?

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