Michael Noer is a Douchebag
Thanks to my BFF, it was brought to my attention that Forbes Mag eats ass (surprise!). Their offices are only a block away from mine, so I’m trying to get a rowdy crew of “career women” together to egg them in a blatantly immature display of righteous indignation. If you’ve just consumed poison and must instantly barf to save your life, I suggest clicking here to read Michael Noer’s oh-so-insightful splatter of rancid journalistic garbage imaginatively titled “Don’t Marry Career Women.” It’ll do the job faster than Ipicac.