Temptation from Above
If an earnest soldier for the lord in a polo shirt and khakis handed these two items to you on your way to work, would you eat God’s bribe? And call me a paranoid Jew, but considering all that super-scary host business, would you wonder which parts of Christ’s anatomy had possibly been transubstantiated into this Chewy Low Fat S’mores Granola Bar? Maybe it’s just me, but I’m definitely looking this gift horse in his smug Quaker mouth.