Let’s Get Physical
Madness ensued last night after the excellent Chicks and Giggles show that Brandy invited us to at Mo Pitkin’s. Ever the social butterfly, LCF started shmoozing Brandy’s pal Suzanne the pilates instructor while I was muttering under my breath to Brandy in the bar about every single person I hate in the whole world. (Side note: if you wish to talk in a mean-spirited fashion about another member of the human race at excruciating length, Brandy is an excellent person to do so with. Perhaps because she’s not just a girl, she’s also hard liquor…) The next thing I know, LCF is leaving the bar with the pilates lady, so naturally I’m in hot pursuit. Once outside, she proceeds to personally train him on the street. Right there on Avenue A. Bless her heart. Honestly, it was so hilarious, I forgot to knife her in the throat for touching him. Just kidding. Not really.