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I Belong, originally uploaded by emilyrems.

Last day of work before the big trip! Goodbye “To Do” list! Farewell devoted stapler! Magnetic paper clip holder, I hardly knew ye! Uniball pens, y’all can stow away with me, but don’t tell the others. I think it would be unwise to incite jealousy among the other anthropomorphized objects on my desk. (Especially since you KNOW the Dab ‘n’ Seal Envelope Moistener is just looking for an excuse to go postal.) Goodbye steadfast blog! I’ll miss your silent cousel, but shall endeavor to whisper sweet nothings in your virtual ear whilst on the dusty desert road. Can this entry get any gayer? I fear not. This posting is officially the gayest gay that ever gayed.

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