Shopsin’s Rules, Brooklyn Drools
To every Brooklynite who mocked me with the rumor that my favorite restaurant is moving to Carroll Gardens, I can now definitively say: Nya, Nya, Nya, Nya, Nya!!!!!!!!!! Not only did the New York Times just blow up y’all’s spot, but I went and asked Zach Shopsin myself during brunch with Alison and Julia this weekend, and he said they are definitively staying put. The convo went a little something like this…
“Zach, my boss lives in Carroll Gardens and was totally shoving it in my face that you guys are moving there.”
“We’re not moving. So you can tell your boss to suck a dick.”
“Rad.”
“Now stop taking pictures. This ain’t no art gallery.”
FIN

May 8th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
i wanna marry into that family b/c mine isn’t crazy enough.